I will link the offical "Not me" site to this one eventually. But until then, here's a list of everything I didn't do.
I did NOT break a water line while digging in my yard yesterday trying to remove an old basketball goal.
I did NOT agree to a hook up from a friend, then delete the girl from my Facebook when she wouldn't respond to my simple hello email after an entire week.
I did NOT decide to just finish a class project myself in order to get it finished.
I did NOT fall asleep on the couch every night last week and last night when I was tired and should have just moved to the bed.
I did NOT agree to be friends with a woman I dated and then try and sleep with her still.
Once again, I did NOT plan to go to the Pub Church, then bail at the last minute.
I also did NOT start working on refinishing a guitar, then stop and not go get the supplies I needed yesterday.
After swearing off dating, I certainly did NOT agree to two new possible setups from friends eager to get me a girlfriend. ;-) Not me.
Monday, March 2, 2009
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Good ones!
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